(A)typical

Typical: Oliver woke up too early this morning.
Atypical: Oliver's diaper leaked overnight soaking the seat padding of his swing.
Typical: Because said swing was "out of order" Oliver did not have a morning nap.
Atypical: Oliver is sleeping in his swing because of a cough which is due to either
a) his reflux
b) teething
c) a cold
d) all of the above
e) some of the above
or
f) none of the above

Typical: We went to the Tuesday morning MotherWoman Postpartum group
Atypical: Oliver had a nice length nap in the car afterwords
Typical: I had to sit in the car waiting for Oliver to wake up from said nap to cash a check because I was stupid enough to choose a bank that only has branches inside a grocery store.
Atypical: Oliver remained content for almost a whole hour in the Ergo while we killed time in Amherst
Typical: We looked in the Toy Box for anything that might make Oliver happy
Atypical: We went to the baby-friendly showing of The Babies
Typical: Oliver was clingy yet wiggly and totally uninterested in the movie
Atypical: Oliver fell asleep during said movie while drinking a bottle
Typical: Oliver had a mega coughing fit in his sleep and projectile vomited all over himself and me
Atypical: Oliver held still while I changed his wet clothes
Typical: Oliver fell asleep on the way home
Atypical: Oliver stayed asleep for 30 minutes after we got home
Typical: Oliver woke up cranky and cried until bedtime
Atypical: Tonight I actually got around to a few things I've been meaning to do
Typical: I have many more things to do
Atypical: Tomorrow night I get to have a night out, taking a class on needle felting!
Typical: I am exhausted and going to sleep to dream about crafting.